Funny quotes by Garfield

Garfield is one of most popular cat cartoon characters. Garfield is like "a Human in Cat Suit". This fat cat has so many similarities with human. His thought resembles human's thinking (a very lazy one). Not forgetting his selfish behavior, his greediness etc. Garfield says and does things that people would like to say and do. Garfield also struggles with human problems - obesity, dieting, loathing of Mondays, apathy, boredom etc. Here is a short list of some of the Garfield's most remarkable quotes:

• Diet is ‘die’ with a ‘t’.
• I’m not over-weight, I’m under-tall.
• If you want to look thinner, hang around people fatter than u.
• Once again I'm saved by the miracle of... lasagna!
• I hate Mondays.
• You know it’s Monday when you wake up, and it's Tuesday
• I'll rise, but I won't shine.
• The most active thing about me is my imagination